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Topics: George W. Bush, Iraq, God

Thursday, 10 May 2007

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US President George W. Bush, known for his many conversations with God, may have hit a snag in their relationship. God has joined Democrats in urging the President to provide a timeline for withdrawl of US troops from Iraq.

In his usual disregard for any and all advice and opinions, Bush has now told God to expect a veto on his recent request of the President. "Yes, he's God", said the feisty, deluded President, "But I'm the Commander in Chief, and therefore have more power than any one in the universe, except for Vice President Cheney".

Later in the day, The Devil and actor/Altzheimers victim Charlton Heston contacted the President and offered full support."Bushy is doing a great job", said the Devil.

Heston was unavailable for comment.

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