Written by Sal Manella
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Topics: Hurricane

Thursday, 10 May 2007

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No more of this for 2007

Windy Storm, a spokesperson from the National Weather Service, announced today that the 2007 Hurricane season has been cancelled.

Dr. Storm, a meteorologist, refused to elaborate on the reasons for the decision to cancel this year's season. However, speculation on the street is the unfavorable public opinion, stemming from recent storms such as Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, is the driving force behind the cancellation.

The reaction to this decision has been mixed. President Bush was very pleased with the news while Al Gore was critical of the National Weather Service's action, saying "they have no right to do this. Haven't those dolts heard of global warming?"

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