Written by Smackycrackman
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Topics: Florida, Family

Thursday, 10 May 2007

Ft Myers Florida - Oscar De La Yenta a former resident of Ft. Myers Florida returned a casket that was bought by his family at the Local Costco in Ft Myers Florida.

"Even though I was dead I still had a life," Oscar said. "I exercised, played golf and went fishing. I heard a lot of people say that they saw dead people. I did not care. I still had my life to live.

"The people at Costco did not want to refund my money but I proved that the coffin was mine. My next of kin gave me the receipt and I had them. I told them the coffin made me smell bad and it was infested with worms. They gave me a refund and I bought a new membership with my American Express Card"


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