Hollywood California - Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa unveiled a new penitentiary Located not far from the Hollywood sign in the Hollywood hills. Because so many Actors and celebrities are being sentenced to hard jail time the jail will be in a convenient place for Hollywood bigshots.
It will be partially funded by the Actors union SAG, and the Writers Guild of America along with the full support of Aftra. The Hollywood Reporter says this is the "greatest idea since popcorn".
It will be staffed by out of work actors and waiters. It will be under the direction of Clint Eastwood who will be carrying his 44 magnum from his Dirty Harry Films. There will be no cells each occupant will have their own trailer.