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Tuesday, 8 May 2007

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Bush is having these signs displayed in all public places.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Voters seem to be siding with Bush as Cal-el slides down the polls in the presidential vote on U4prez.com. Once ranked at 7 in the Independent category, he is now rated at 6.8461. This is clearly an indication that American voters agree with Bush. No Constitution for America. Let the ruler have free reign to terrorize whomever he or she pleases.

President Bush agrees with this assessment, and says that it's clear that the American voters support HIM for president, and because of this, he will continue to develop his plans to become "Supreme Dicktator of the New World Order." He intends to set the plans in motion as soon as he and Tony Blair, or "my Toni" as the president calls him.

When asked for comment, Cal-el said, "That's the way it goes for Superheros these days. Someone finds out you're the illegitimate son of someone and they drag it through the media. People don't CARE what kind of president you will be. They don't pay attention to what politicians do in office, or what their policies would be. They just listen to the smear campaigns and place their votes accordingly."

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