Written by Sal Manella

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Topics: Terrorism, Dogs

Tuesday, 8 May 2007

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Potential terrorist target?

Agents from the FBI, CIA, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, and hundreds of state and local law enforcement agencies across the country, including a number of animal control departments, announced Friday that they have thwarted a terrorist plot to contaminate fire hydrants across the United States with dog urine.

According to a spokesperson from the Department of Homeland Security, members of a Middle Eastern based terrorist group have been training dogs for this diabolical mission for some time. Department officials have not yet released the names of the targeted cities, however, the possibilities are endless, as fire hydrants can be found in municipalities nationwide.

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