Tri-State Area USA - Vinnie (THE EEL) Langostino The leader of whats left of the once powerful Colombo Crime Family was found in bed sexually abusing a six foot bottle nose dolphin in the Merrimac hotel and lounge in Yuppa City New Jersey.
A Maid at the hotel Consuella Kichicoochi heard some wierd floppy noises and A squeeky heavy breathing squeeling noise that sounded like it was coming from the blow hole of a dolphin.
Consuella called the police and when they knocked on the door they also heard the noise and entered the room with out a search warrant. Vinnie the eel says it was all a mistake and will be cleared up.
He was release under his own cognizance after his wife posted a ten thousand dollar bond at the yuppa county Jail.