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Monday, 7 May 2007

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Bangkok Thailand - Akira Kamasutra an eighteen year old mail order bride was returned to her home address in Bangkok over the week. She was in route to meet and marry her new husband Bing Hyman, a fifty nine year old resident of Bangor Maine.

Bing said he was waiting for his bride for over a month and a half and had not heard from her. "I thought she had second thoughts. I am happy to find out that it was nothing personal. That it was just a bureaucratic screw up."

Akira a sex worker from Thailand stated that she offered to service any postal worker who would come up with the postage that she needed but she could find no takers.

She is currently working in the red light district trying to get the money to hook up with Bing.

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