Written by Sal Manella
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Sunday, 6 May 2007

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Laura Bush, author of "I Married A Dumbass"

First Lady Laura Bush has just written a book about what it is like being the wife of George W. Bush. Entitled "I Married a Dumbass", the book is an intriguing look at what it is like to be the wife of the most powerful dumbass in the world.

Mrs. Bush said that she hopes the book will inspire women around the world who find themselves in similar marital situations. "There are a lot dumbasses out there and I married their king", the First Lady said. "Don't get me wrong, I dearly love George", Mrs. Bush continued. "But there is no getting around the fact that the man has all the intellectual ability of a turnip. Look at how he butchers the English language, for crying out loud."

The First Lady devoted an entire chapter of the book to describing how the president never listens to her advice. She says the only person George really listens to is the vice president, whom she characterized as "a dick, literally."

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