Los Angeles, CA - Paris Hilton better like girls. The hotel heiress was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood and will be sharing a cell with a self professed Diesel Dyke nicknamed Rocky.
"Diesel?" Paris inquired. "I don't know the first thing about auto mechanics. I hope she will teach me!"
Rocky assured Ms Hilton that she will learn lessons she will never forget.
"She's a hot piece of ass", said Rocky, whose real name is Peaches Washington. "I've got a broom handle ready for her".
"I hope she doesn't expect me to sweep!" Ms Hilton said with a look of abject horror on her face. Jail officials told Ms Hilton she would not be required to do any sweeping and she was noticeably relieved.
"It's springtime here. I've always wanted to do Paris in the spring," joked another inmate Joyce Rollins.
Prison guards are required to have cameras trained on the cells 24/7. "These tapes are going to make me rich!" said Los Angeles County Supervisor Michael D. Antonovich. "Do you think Ebay would be the best place to sell them?" Some of the guards plan to start their own collections of Paris Hilton Jail tapes.
Ms Hilton's publicist Rob Shuter plans on unveiling a full line of Paris Hilton Jail memorabilia including black eye makeup, stylin orange LA style prison outfits and autographed Paris Hilton license plates.
"She doesn't have to stop being a fashion trendsetter just because she's in jail", said Shuter.