Written by FlanneryCleveland

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Saturday, 5 May 2007

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Russ Feingold and Jack Reed were caught in here.

Liberal Senators Jack Reed (D-RI), and Russ Feingold (D-WI), were caught kissing in a ladies bathroom. They were found kissing in an empty toilet stall by Senator Elizabeth Dole (R-NC). She tattled to her party leader, Mitch McConnell (R-KY), and he asked Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) to expel these two senators from the senate.

Interviewers soon caught up with the two senators, and Senator Feingold said "Come on, we were just having a laugh." Senator Reed declined to comment.

Soon, NRSC chair Ensign was recruiting Republicans quickly in Rhode Island and Wisconsin, the senators' home states. Senators Ted Kennedy and Bernie Sanders, however, said there was nothing wrong with this joke.

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