Karl Rove and Dick Cheney have teamed up against Sheryl Crow and Laurie David to attack their heated position on global warming.
"This bunk about climate change is merely the Hollywood elite's scourge du jour," said Rove. "Mother Nature is merely going through menopause. She may not look as good in a bikini as she once did, but she can still tan like a super model."
The Vice President concurred. "Blaming her erratic, irrational behavior on fossil fuels is like a woman with PMS telling her husband it's his fault for her feeling bloated. That's why our good friends at Bristol-Myers Squibb have teamed up with Halliburton to provide an effective hormone replacement therapy program for the remainder of Mrs. Earth's life--at the U.S. government's expense."