Written by Cal Jennings
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Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Schwarzenegger Making Bid for Presidency?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidates are divided on what to say about President Bush as they campaign for the 2008 presidency. McCain has already attacked the performance of the White House, while others feel that they should support Bush's policies.

It took an outsider, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, to come up with an intelligent solution, "I would not do it. I would just talk about what I'm going to do," said Gov. Schwarzenegger.

Sources close to Schwarzenegger believe he's preparing for his bid as president, even though the Constitution doesn't allow him to be president at this time. "It's just a matter of time before they amend the Constitution to allow Gov. Schwarzenegger to run. I saw Demolition Man, and I think it's a good idea. Gov. Schwarzenegger is the only Republican who has shown that he might actually care about people."

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