In an attempt to further his education President Bush went back to school today.
"I'm just glad I had my advisers there to help me along, the test was defiantly challenging, and decisions should never be made by just one man." Bush claims
I interviewed the instructor after the testing was finished, to see if I could get a sneak peek at the results before anyone else. The instructor replied, "Well, he did very well on the alphabet and number portion, however when it came to coloring by numbers, that is where he seemed to have trouble. He (Bush) said 'I cant use blue, blue is the color of Democrat commies', so he used pink instead, feeling that it was more suitable. I had to also deduct points for not staying within the lines, he kept running colors across the borders and making up claims that he, 'was chasing the terrorists'. Overall, for the average kindergartner, he did very well."