Written by spider87
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Topics: MySpace, Emo

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Thousands of fat teenagers and lazy emos are getting together for a mass cutting today in front of the MySpace.com HQ today after Tom posted a bulletin that he would be shutting down MySpace.

"Its just not as profitable as some people might think" said Tom "Its not really worth it...People were getting a little too obsessed anyway" Reacting with shock an avid MySpacer commented Tom's profile with disgust "NOT W0R7H i7?!? HOW CooD u SA THAD! We n33d SuMWERE tew HANG! HAViNG A REAl lIfe JUSt aIn'T C00l nO m0re!"

As expected, the ever angry Tom responded with a simple "See?" The site is said to be shutting down as of sometime next month though Tom has no set date for it he says 'Whenever the host lets it go'

"LATA D4wGZ" was Tom's final statement before hanging up on us. So peace out and until next time SPOOF UP YOUR LIFE!

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