CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Last night, George Bush's intern, Ima Hottie , who can read, was visiting President Bush while Laura was away visiting her parents.
After their wild, demonic sexcapades, she went over to the president's computer and pulled up TheSpoof.com. In a fit of passion, the satyr read aloud all TheSpoof.com news written about him.
"It hurt me. It hurt me real good," said President Bush. I can't believe they make fun of thuh way ah talk. Heh heh... I can't say much about the rest cause it's mostly true."
President Bush was wearing a collar around his neck with a leash attached, and wearing a leather face cover. Ima was dragging him all over the bedroom yelling, "Stain my dress! Stain my dress! Use that cigar you sniveling cretin. Pump it harder, harder, faster, faster." He has never looked better since he's been in office.
When asked why Mr. Bush didn't bring charges against TheSpoof.com, he replied, "How would I get my oysters off then?"