CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Teksus - Tudae, TheSpoof.com writer Gnarly Erik wrot a artikul claimin' that us Texuns kan't spel bare.
"We drink bare all thuh tim," said CalJennings, a former Texun who fleed Texus to git awa frum Bush. "That damn hillbilly don't know whut hez talkin' about."
Texus, in a effert to pruve Gnarly Erik wrong, had all his Texus freendz git togethur an mak a huge sine to drape akros Alaskuh that reads, "TEXUNS DOO TU KNO HOW TO SPEL BEAR."
The sin wuz hoested up bah severel Texus helecopturz an dropt on top ov Alaskuh, kumpletely kuverin' Gnarly Erik's houce. Gnarly Erik was enfureeated and spit out a buncha' kus werds. Alaskuh iz now takin' up armz an preparin' to atak Texus fer blokin' thuh vew of the Arora Borealice. It iz unnowne if Texus iz alreadee preeparde for this atak.
CalJennings wuz skuled in fin Texus skuls whil Busche wuz govner.