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Topics: Hillary Clinton

Saturday, 28 April 2007

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"We can become a pure nation again."

In New York today, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton proposed her new police force to be created if she wins the upcoming Presidential election.

Clinton states, "We need to revamp our law enforcement practices." Her plan revealed today, would retrain officers to be more assertive towards the public. This results in replacing the term 'Police officer' with 'Supreme Security' or 'S.S.' for short.

This new force will not be controlled locally, but by a government program that will be named 'Governing Everybody with Superior Tactical Analysis to Prevent Organization' or 'G.E.S.T.A.P.O.' for short.

Clinton also stated that criminals will no longer be sent to jail, instead they will serve their time in colonies secluded from the public next to incinerators, where they will work off their crimes harvesting gardens and disposing of trash for the greater cause. "With this new policy, we will send out squads of our Supreme Security personnel into the streets to collect criminals en mass rather than one at a time to speed up ridding society of the scum."

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