Barack Hussein Obama was arrested on suspicions of being a terrorist at Washington DC's Dulles airport.
In what appears to be a case of mistaken identity, caused by how close the spelling of his name on the airline ticket, Obama, was to Osama, alert security officers detained him for questioning.
Asked if he were a Muslim. He said, "I a black." "Close enough", one of the security staff was overheard to say. During the rest of the confrontation, he kept yelling "I am Obama!" causing everyone to look and nearby babies to cry.
Under interrogation, airport security officials also doubted his claims to be a Presidential candidate especially when he argued with them that a Colt 45 was a beer and not a weapon.
Pat Themdown, Chief of Airport Security had this to say, "We don't do any racial profiling, but I have to tell you he just looked like a bad guy. And he resisted our interrogation methods. Obama objected to us putting a towel on his head so we could see if he matched the grainy picture we have of that guy in a cave in Afghanistan.
He really did look like that guy and if it is him us boys get to split the $25 million dollar reward, so we decided best just to keep him indefinitely since under the Patriot Act we can, just to be sure."
Obama was not available for comment, as he already had used up his one telephone call, but his lawyer, Johnnie Cochran Jr. said, under the conditions of anonymity, that "We're gonna get Whitey for this! Burn baby burn!"