Written by Cal Jennings
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Friday, 27 April 2007

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Nappy Headed Ho Prepares for Attack

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Barack Hussein Obama Junior is preparing for an attack by U.S. Senator Hillary Clinton. Hillary announced that she was going to do more high dollar fund raisers, especially for those contributors who can pony up the maximum $4,600 total allowed by law.

Hillary was heard saying, "I'm not afraid of that nappy headed ho. He wouldn't be anything if he wasn't black. All he does is copy my votes, anyway. I'll pimp Bill if I have to in order to get the money I need."

Obama plans to contact Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and the NAACP in an attempt to raise more money. He would like to see if the NAACP can have Hillary fired from her position of Senator for calling him a "nappy headed ho."

"She's as bad as Imus," said Obama. The group doesn't know if it will be possible to have Hillary fired, but they did say they would give their support to Obama.

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