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Thursday, 26 April 2007

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Hillary Instructing Children on Lawsuits

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Today, Hillary Clinton took time out from her election campaign and stopped at a grade school to instruct children on how to sue their parents.

"You can sue your parents for spanking you, for taking away your video games, for speaking to you in a harsh tone, for making you eat your veggies... any number of things," said Hillary.

After talking to the children about all the different ways they might be able to sue their parents and get big bucks, Hillary passed out civil complaint forms and instructed the children on how to fill them out properly and where and how to sign.

"You could get some big bucks from your parents," said Hillary, "but please wait until after the 2008 Presidential Election. Be sure to tell your parents to vote for me."

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