CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, George W. Bush said that he would go to India to have peace talks with the Dalai Lama.
President Bush was heard saying, "I've got just the thing!" He then disappeared into his bedroom and came out dressed in a headdress and wearing warpaint. "When you're goin' ta India," Bush said, "ya've gotta DRESS like a Indian."
Since his Republican aids were out of town on assignment, a Democrat, who was standing in for one of his aids, did his best to keep a straight face and let Bush climb aboard Air Force I in his Native American outfit.
"Heh, heh," President Bush was heard saying as he climbed aboard the jet, "wait 'til they get a load of my six-shooter."