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Tuesday, 24 April 2007

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A Last Look at the Blue In the American Flag

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President George W. Bush signed an order to have the color blue removed from the United States flag.

"We ain't gonna' give them blue state no slack," said Bush, "In fact, I'm thinkin' of having the color blue criminl... illguliz... made illegal. I'm the decider. I decide what colors are good for America."

Prime Minister Tony Blair is considering introducing a similar bill for the U.K. in Parliment. "I'll not have the colour blue at our wedding. I'd dare not hurt my Bubba's feelings. Anyone found wearing the colour blue at our wedding will be shot."

When protestors shouted, "All you need is Love," to President Bush, he was quoted as saying, "In the Majikul Mistry Submarine, the bad guys were the Blue Meanies. That means Democarts. We Republicrats are the good guys. We wear white cowboy hats. What are ya'? Stupid?"

When approached about the Blue Meanines in The Yellow Submarine, Paul McCartney said, "Ok, so John wasn't Nostradamus. We just got the colours wrong."

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