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Monday, 23 April 2007

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Virgie Arthur used to be a crack shot

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Anna Nicole Smith's mother is secretly planning to exhume and take home to Texas her dead daughter and grandson Daniel's remains from Nassau if she doesn't get her way in the courts with full custody of baby Dannielynn "in the event that a sudden, tragic and totally unexpected drive-by shooting abruptly kills Larry Birkhead" the baby's father.

Private investigators hired by Birkhead have found an array of digging implements belonging to Arthur in a Nassau lock-up. Also hidden were one hundred rounds of ammunition, five semi-automatic hand guns, a sub-machine gun and a toxic agent beleved to be nerve gas.

The buxom former Texas cop has petitioned remorselessly for her maybe-heiress granddaughter's custody and visitation rights and hinted darkly that Birkhead could also be the victim of a tragic fate like her very own daughter Anna Nicole.

But Birkhead is having none of this and has reminded the court that the baby has two grandmas who have equal grandparental status viz Dannielynn.

And as a sweetener to Virgie Arthur Birkhead has mentioned quite casually that he is quite open to posting on YouTube the late Anna Nicole's video diary transcripts.

In these the former Playboy centerfold relates how her mother brainwashed, indoctrinated and abused he dead son Daniel before destroying police evidence files following her arrest on child molestation charges.

Former stripper Anna Nicole was estranged from her mother Virgie for many years after publicly branding her the most evil and depraved bent cop she had ever met in the entire State of Texas.

Virgie Arthur's campaign role as a George Bush Pioneer supporter in 1996 and onwards is a also matter of some curious record.

"I expect plenty of folks would like to see Anna Nicole's video diary entries on that subject."

Howard K Stern is 39.

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