Larry Birkhead, the Los Angeles based photographer/former boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith, will soon be home with his baby. Not home to Kentucky, but back to California, where homosexuals, especially homosexuals with babies, are more readily accepted. Larry has plans to sell pictures of himself and his new acquisition, ensuring that both she, and of course he, will continue to inhabit the world of stardom.
Larry professed to be in love with Anna Nicole and wanted to father a child with her, in spite of her drug abuse. He only tried to do what was right. And yet Anna Nicole, in the end, played hardball and resisted his claim to paternity of their child.
Undaunted, Larry had pursued his dream of sex with a woman, and the spawning of a child with a Superstar/model. Drugged out mother or not, Larry was not to be deterred from his mission. It has been whispered, albeit the claim is unsubstantiated, that Larry impregnated ANS while she was in one of her "passed out" phases, using a turkey baster to ensure sperm success and also to overcome his revulsion of sex with a woman, even a beautiful and famous one.
Larry has graciously declined all donations offered by frenzied fans, but it remains to be seen whether he will accept any of the many marriage proposals proffered by both sexes.
It is also expected that Larry will write a book about his experiences, and the whispers of a movie about his life are also being heard. It is unknown how much in depth Larry would want to take this movie....word is he's very sensitive about having had a nose job.