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Sunday, 22 April 2007

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Gonzales: will he stand up for old buddy Spector?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Asshole General Alberto Gonzales is harming the Justice Department and President George W Bush by not resigning according to Phil Spector, a top Republican on the Judiciary Committee.

Spector is on trial over the 2003 murder of actress Lana Clarkson who was found shot through the mouth in his Alhambra mansion after accompanying him home from the House of Blue Angels on Sunset where she worked as a hostess.

And Spector says Gonzales must quit his White House posting so he can testify in LA and get him off the murder one rap.

In response to Spector's comments Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino said there "was not a hope in hell of that happening" so he'd better just shut up and face the music.

"We have great respect for Phil Spector and because of strong circumstantial evidence against him in the Clarkson trial we can respectfully disagree," Perino said in an e-mail yesterday.

Spector faces Capitol charges if convicted.

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