Written by Lee Wyatt
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Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Not the baby's father

A huge twist was announced today in the Anna Nicole Smith paternity saga when it emerged earlier results were actually false.

It was originally thought that the baby's father was Al Gore but a top professor claims their was a mix up at his lab and the real father is in fact Anna Nicole herself.

Proffesor Mafesto of South Park university today revealed that Anna was a hermaphrodite. "I can confirm that despite earlier test results stating otherwise, Anna Nicole is the real father. She does have an inter-gender disorder and I have seen her balls".

A Spokesman for Al Gore said "Mr Gore demands a recount on these results".

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