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Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Like a Duracell, he just keeps going, and going, and going - but he won't go!

The CNN Chief Medical correspondent has a apparently found the fountain of youth. In his waste of time documentary, Gupta found a way to prevent ageing. This explains the longevity of certain CNN journalists who seem to defy death and age: Larry King, Wolf Blitzer, Christaine Amanpour and my favourite Lou Dobbs.

Dr Gupta apparently was bored with his four other jobs and decided to search for the fountain of youth. He followed around a healthy couple and monitored what they ate and did.

This was a monumental waste of time. He probably should have asked Larry King who has been on TV before they were invented.

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