The News of the World - New York, April 20 - After many heated negotiations, George W. Bush has signed a five year contract with Def Jam Records.
Little is known about George W. Bush's musical talents but according to our sources he has been dabbling in the art of 'gangsta' rap. The President, now known to his posse as 'G.B. Wizzle,' is very excited about this move and feels through Rap, he will guarantee yet another election win.
Songs like 'Tony Is My Homie' and 'The World Is My B***ch,' are only a few of the Presidents songs off his new album, 'Politics, Money, B***ches' to be released in August 2007. With collaborations with artists such as Ludacris, The Pussycat Dolls and Akon, the album is shaping up to be an all-American classic.
Def Jam President Jay-Z had this to say on the signing: "G.B. Wizzle is the best artist I have ever signed. He is highly committed to his music and I admire him for continuing to run our country as well as becoming Def Jam Records biggest signing."
Many of the Presidents colleagues at The White House are worried about this move and feel he has killed any chance of winning the next election. We will have to wait until August to find out if G.B. Wizzle is going to set the rap world on fire or is destined to become another Vanilla Ice.