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Friday, 20 April 2007

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Tough questions for Bush's Asshole General

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Bush Administration's Asshole General faces some tough quesitons from the Senate Interrogation Comittee this week after he ran out of excuses for delaying his testimony any further despite some lucky personal breaks provided by TV coverage of the V-Tech horrors earlier in the week that gave him an extra 48 hours breathing space.

Gonzales is to be quizzed on why he allowed the Justice Department to knowingly and recklessly allowed Hillary Clinton carry on her charming impersonation of a bona fide Senator when all the indications were that she is a cynical and utterly ruthless former First Lady hell-bent on re-inventing a tactical marriage whose sole purpose was to conceal that she is Larry Birkhead's birth mother.

Senate Committee members want to know at what point Gonzales had knoweldge that Hillary and Karl Rove begat the man who has just been named the biological father of baby Dannielynn, the seven month daughter of former Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith.

"Was he or was he not the godfather of little Larry when his christening took place? And did he fire those pesky attorneys because they too knew that he knew what they knew?" a Senate hearing asked Gonzales today.

The hearing will resume tomorrow as OK! magazine pulishes a lavish twenty page color spread of Larry, his baby daughter, grandchild of both Virgie Arthur and the Dem Senator for New York.

Howard K Stern is 41.

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