Florida - (Ass Mess): Florida Judge Larry Seidlin says recent DNA tests have confirmed that Larry Birkhead, father of maybe-baby heiress Dannielynn, is Hillary Cliton's son.
"We've yet to establish who the actual father is. Maybe old Bill Clinton himself, but we dunno.
"Sure, it's possible but other odds are in the picture with it's a favorable at 2/1 run for Henry Kissinger, 5/2 Dick Cheney and the late Strom Thurmond at 4/1."
Birkhead has always denied being adopted but the recent DNA tests are said to be a 99.999% positive match with Clinton.
"It opens up a very interesting White House presidential election scenario for the years 2040 onwards," Seidlin said.
"If Hillary Clinton captures American hearts and votes in 2008 she may like to be outed as the little heiress-in-waiting's other grandma.
"Lord knows Dannielynn needs ONE granny who isn't a perceivable wacko like Virgie Arthur."
Howard K Stern is 41.