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Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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Today President Bush signs in to law H.R. 247 that bans every type of guns, rifles and even hunting knives. Bush has order A.T.F. to start a nationwide campaign for law abiding citizens to turn in their guns. This was a breakthrough legislation that will get gun crimes under control. Americans will have until May 31st to turn in all guns.

After that on June 1st the law will be in effect. If you have any fire arm in your possession, you will be facing at lest 50 years of prison just for having a gun. That is 50 years per gun. The Virginia Tech massacre was the incident that got this bill pass. If a gun is use in a commission of a crime; you be facing a life term prison sentence.

This total ban will have zero tolerance and even paint guns, bb guns, and toy gun are all under this ban. Fake guns can bring you up to 10 years of prison. Knives are also are in the ban and if you caught with any knives like hunting knives or switch blades will give you at lest 5 years of prison. There will be zero tolerance on knives as well.

Also this law prevents Americans to self defend themselves. All martial art centers are to be shut down immediately! If any one who attacks any person; even if your were attack by that person, you will be going to prison up to 10 years. We will have zero tolerance on any form of violence! No one is allowed to hit anyone and if you do, you will be going to prison for at lest 10 years.

After June 1, 2007 ATF, FBI agents, and local police will have raids all over this country. Road blocks will be in place to confiscate all guns. There will be arrests, bookings and court trials that will be set up to dispose these cases. Since this law was on a military bill it cannot be challenge in courts. This war on guns will be won in about a month said President Bush.

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