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Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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Bush and Gonzales Speak About Virginia Tech Shootings

President George Bush and U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales held a press conference today about the tragic shooting of the thirty-three slain at Virginia Tech. President Bush said, "It may be sad, but look on the bright side of it. Now that they've found Cho Seung-hui was the shooter, ol' Alberto and I will be out of the headlines for awhile."

The Attorney General stated, "I, also, am saddened by this occurrence, but like my good friend, George (pronounced "hor-hey") said, at least it takes some of the attention off of us."

Gonzales said that he will soon be working on release papers for Cho Seung-hui and said that Seung-hui will be staying at the Crawford Ranch with Osama Bin-Laden from now on.

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