Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The British Ambassador in Washington has been asked to put out feelers to Kate Middleton, the royal also-ran who dumped Prince William this weekend after six years of fag-hagging tabloid headlines.
Middleton is to be invited to intern in Karl Rove's department to help her get over her horrid ordeal.
The failed romance has completely wrecked the British souvenir and crockery industries and forced Buck House to trawl the internet in the hope of finding a suitable replacement.
Middleton is likely to be flattered at the heady prospects of the proposed new DC glamour job which comes with its own Georgetown apartment, concierge service, chauffered limousine and $5,000 per month on the Wolfowitz payroll scheme.
"She'd be mad not to accept," said our man on Capitol Hill.