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Sunday, 15 April 2007

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Ownership Society

President Bush announced today that he was Borrowing money to Solidify his "Ownership Society"

The President explained "You see in an Ownership Society sometimes you have to be in Debt --- to own that is. Now we are a uhh Ownership Society -- only it's owned by the Chinese

"Now I believe the Dollar will make significant gains vs the Yen in the next physical quarter and I uhh have a 100 Dollar bet with President Hu "

The Presidential Aide interjected: "Mr President that's Yen -- he wouldn't take Dollars"

To which the president replied: "Yes, I mean Yen"

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