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Sunday, 15 April 2007

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Billy Graham

Following the recent outpour calling for Don Imus' job, Rev. Billy Graham called for Eddie Murphy's job, citing the frequent use of anti-white racist language. He also intends to address the jobs of Chris Rock and almost every other African-American comedian and rapper.

Rev. Graham stated, "It's a shame when poor white Americans are portrayed in such a hateful and demeaning manor when they clearly have no recourse."

Hearing about Rev. Graham's message, President George Bush made a speech stating, "Just because a white person is poor, doesn't necessarily make him a cracker."

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