Avid golfer and torture supporter, Alberto Gonzales, showed investigators his golf card approach to the controversial firings of US Attorneys. FBI sleuth, Slueth Sangiovese, formerly of the Organized Crime Division (OCD) , interpreted the newest, latest evidence: "It looks like a ten point system. Nine points went to sucking off Bush and one was assigned to Republican Party membership"
Monica Goodling who carried out Gonzo's gangland gotchas has recently been revealed to be a graduate of NaziChristian Pat Robertson's Regents University Law Kindergarten. Goodling who stepped down to become a "chambermaid" at Robertson's NaziChristian chain of "hotels"called Auschwitzlandia told reporters: 'I wasz joost fallohwing orrders!"
The eight fire-ees, nicknamed "The Alberto Ocho" had a number of traits in common. All eight were just, merciful, concerned about human rights and defenders of the constitution. One Gonzo e-mail gone wrong listed these qualities as "bogeys"