(Vatican City Internet Cafe) -- If I didn't believe this I wouldn't have believed it. His Holiness Pope Benedict XXVI is coming to Rutgers. President Bush is also coming to Rutgers. And Osama Bin Laden will also come to Rutgers.
The post-Imus, post 4/11 peace, love, and understanding that is sweeping the US and the world has washed over Old Europe like a cow whizzin on a flat rock.
Il papa, in Christmas gear, is coming to thank the team for their courage. Bush and Bin Laden have agreed to bury the hatchet at a ceremony planned for half court at half time. The Duke Lacross team and their attorneys have also been invited. Hamas and the Israeli government have not yet returned telephone calls to TheSpoof.com or, apparently, each other. Apparently the wave has yet to reach all corners of the globe.