(SEACAUCUS, NJ) As CBS removed the last plank under Shock Jock Don Imus, whose racial and sexist slur, blah, blah, blah, Rev Jesse Jackson, Rev Al Sharpton, J C of N, & HRH Prince Harry praised the disgraced broadcaster for all his charity work and healthy indoor cleaning products over the years.
They spoke of his class, dignity, and social contribution and suggested that things might have gotten out of hand in the last week of increasingly shrill and widespread calls for Imus's resignation. "Things might have turned out better had he stood in bed," added one secular humanist bystander.
The spiritual and temporal leaders then proceeded to seek Imus' help in securing the valuable time slots he will now relinquish on CBS radio (70 US markets) and MSNBC cable television, as reported previously in TheSpoof.com exclusive.
As he left the Seacaucus radio studio, one wag, believed to be the Nazarene, was overheard to say in a trademark Imus taunting manner, "Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya."