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Tuesday, 10 April 2007

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In an apparent move to distance himself from the judgment-challenged president, George H.W. Bush came forward with the name of the milkman who apparently sired his "son."

"I don't blame Barbara," said the elder Bush. "It's very lonely being the wife of a politician. And with five children, we went through a lot of milk. There was whole, buttermilk, chocolate, and on occasion, heavy cream. As you can see, lactose intolerance did not run in the family.

Not only is my son illegitimate, so were the last two elections," he added. "Hell, in 2004, I didn't even vote for him."

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