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Sunday, 8 April 2007

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A clip from the Sopranos easter special short

Just as the celebrated Sopranos return to HBO tonight minus the popular Vito character, members of the Bush crime family are gathering today to celebrate their veto.

In addition to observing the President's impending war-funds rebuke to Congress, the Bush syndicate will also commemorate the Easter holiday.

Activities are said to include a lavish brunch, followed by a whirlwind WMD hunt for the children.

The child who finds the most chocolate covered, marshmallow-filled WMD will reportedly receive a real WMD to be put in a trust fund, available for activation when he or she turns 18.

The President will also take a bike ride, cut some cedar and play a game of tic tac toe with his dad.

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