Written by KEN RYNNE
Print this

Saturday, 7 April 2007

image for Barney Denies (Dis)Charge, Did Not Soil Oval Office
Visibly Shaken: "I Didn't Dump!"

The Rose Garden, April 7 -- Newly-named Ambassador to France Barney (R-Terrier) strenuously denied charges that he discharged "all over the oval office."

The claim, reported in the prestigious and popular, TheSpoof.com, had the Scottish Terrier and Bush loyalist visibly shaken.

"I smell something very bad here, it smells like, hmmmm, smells nutty, yes, Democratic doo doo," sniffed the First Pet. "Why, the very thought of soiling the presidential carpet - and the expense of cleaning it - makes my Scottish blood boil," growled the new diplomat.

"And if I catch the bitch that started this rumor, this dirty trick, well, if I were not a gentleman, I would, I would, I would lift my leg sir!"

The press conference ended abruptly when a White House attendant jerked the Ambasador's chain.

Make KEN RYNNE's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 multiplied by 1?

5 21 4 13
64 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more