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Wednesday, 4 April 2007

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Speaking to "The Spoof" owner regarding his low ratings.

Washington DC - President Bush announced at a Whitehouse Conference today that he was extremely disappointed by the low ratings his articles were getting on a website called "The Spoof".

"I don't know what the problem is," said Bush. "I mean, articles about Britney Spears' vagina get the highest ratings, but my articles hardly get one star. Why?"

Some of the articles Bush has written for The Spoof include:

"Bush! Isn't He Doing Such a Great Job?"

"The British Think George Bush is Pretty Cool - So Should You"

"George Bush - Everyone Likes Him and Here's Why"

"I'm Sure You'll All Agree Bush Had Good Reason to Invade Iraq"

"George Bush Says - Isn't it Stupid that People Think All I Care About is Oil?"

"George Bush - The Later Years of My Sex Life"

President Bush claims that his articles were well written and there seemed to be no reason for the low ratings.

"The fools on that site just don't know good work when they see it," said Bush. "I won the third grade essay contest "What I Did This Summer" at Forbes Elementary school. Of course, that was last year, and there was some money involved - but I still won!"

President Bush says he hopes things will turn around, and can't wait to cash in his "Spoof" points for money.

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