The almighty today announced that he is replacing President Bush by the end of the week.
In a teary interview God told the Television program 20/30:
"He's just making me look like a prick I've given him a good run, but he is just pissing off way too many people."
You may recall God appointed George Bush back in the 2000 presidential election, even though the other candidate Al Gore won the popular by a half a million votes.
When asked who would make a good replacement, God indicated that he was not sure: "My son would be a great replacement unfortunately he's on vacation in Florida."
"Look." he continued, "I made a mistake I admit that, like when I created Australia, it was supposed to be a nice summer home instead it's a piece of crap dust bowl"
When George Bush was asked what he thought of the decision he said "That dude has way to much power" and placed God on the axis of evil list. However soon after the secretary of defense briefed president Bush on the logistics of a preemptive attack on a being that can be at six billion places at once and contains the power of the universe in his hands. Bush decided to set this one out.