Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Topics: Congress, Syria

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Get that Berka away from me. I'm the speaker of the house damn it

Democrats in the House of Representatives have reportedly voted to cut funding for Homeland Security, the Military, God, Motherhood and Baseball.

President Bush issued an Angy response "Now they think they can micro manage the uhhh -- well the uhh. I'm gonna Veto it because you can't cut funding for God and still fund Peanuts. These uhh Democrats well they uhhh"

The first female speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi responded by calling the President a Chavanist A@@#le and ran off to Syria to confer with president Assad

According to congressman Charly Rangle "What else could she do? The Pigs were looking to bust her, something to do with a Sorority Party back in 71"

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