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Monday, 2 April 2007

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Since a study was released that said men who cheat on their wives make better presidents, an inside source says that Barack Obama is considering having an extramarital affair.

He was heard telling his wife that Halle Berry, Beyonce and Vanessa Williams would all be viable candidates, as they straddle both African American and Anglo demographics. Michelle Obama suggested hooking up with Oprah or Queen Latifah if focus groups determine that a big-boned gal would play better in the South.

It is said that Barack is still struggling with the decision since he knows he would crave a cigarette afterwards.

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