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Monday, 2 April 2007

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Karl Rove Thinks He is Ben Franklin! He's just a poor dick!

US political observers and historians have been racking their brains over the question: "Who does Karl Rove remind us of?!" His behavior has been compared to every Machiavellian ball-buster from Richelieu to Savanarola to Rasputin.

All comparison are correct but the physical resemblance has been a stumper. Many suggested Mrs Doubtfire and who could deny the beady eyes and the puffy cheeks. But high tech imaging has transposed numerous historical faces over the physiognomy of Herr Commandante Rove and the image that gets the most hits turns out to be Ben Franklin!

Revolutionary historians find the remblance in appearance only: "Franklin was a lover of life!", explained Franklin scholar, Frank Benjaminson, "Rove's soul if he has one is more akin to Nazis Goebbels or Goerring. Franklin was wise and witty and knew a fool from a while away. Rove has slaved to grant Bush power for more than a decade proving that he is a fool, a nitwit and a whore! Ben called himself Poor Richard and Rove is just a poor dick!"

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