American Fork, Utah - A local resident claims he must not have gotten the memo that stated everyone would pull out in front him in their big, stupid SUVs.
"See," said Rick Struthers, 36, "here's another one. Look at that! The bitch just pulls out in front of me like I wasn't even on the road! This is the third time this morning! I must not have gotten the memo!" Then, yelling out his window, he exclaimed, "Yeah, you dumb broad! You're the only one on the road today! Just take your half out of the middle, why don't ya'?"
Among other memos Struthers did not receive were "All the Stop Lights Will Turn Red Just As You Reach Them" memo, "Every Idiot in Front of You At the Checkout Line Will Need a Price-Check On Condoms and Brussels Sprouts" memo, and "From God, To Rick: I Hate Your Stupid Guts!" memo.