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Friday, 30 March 2007

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Thank's Mr Dump. Next stop "Miss Universe"

According to "Inside Sources" Real Estate Tycoon and Y.U.P.I. Deity Donald Dump is considering a run for the White House in '08.

Dump said: "If I can streighten out that little Slut I can streighten out anything."

The Dumpster was referring to former miss U.S.A. Tarta Carnavore. Carnavore was released from re-hab following a night of Boozing and Whoring after Curfew and was later Forgiven by the Dumpster.

"Placing this Future Floozy on the strieght and narrow is perfect Campaign Material" Said ol' Dumpy, "Now if I can only inherite some Charachter the way I inherited my money. Hey...you -- BUY me some Charachter now or your FIRED!"

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