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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Los Angeles, California: If you've noticed email spam containing horrendous typos and other grammatical errors, it may be the work of Chimpanzees.

A recent raid of an area sweatshop turned up more than just children working in deplorable conditions. In a back room were a dozen trained apes typing away at computers.

"They were copying properly structured information from one screen to another and hitting send," said an Immigration Officer. "But being Chimps, they'd naturally make mistakes."

This is the first reported case of mammals other than humans being used for computer processing. Some years back, Google announced their famous PigeonRank system for listing websites in its search engine.

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